First trip with just my mom and I to Florida .  .  . Hopefully we have fun!!!
*crosses fingers*

First trip with just my mom and I to Florida . . . Hopefully we have fun!!!
*crosses fingers*

11 dollars well spent x3

11 dollars well spent x3

Thanks bonnia x3 haha

heylookitsnia:

Ro Carter (Taken with instagram)

My baby x3

heylookitsnia:

Ro Carter (Taken with instagram)

My baby x3

Smh

  • George: According to shad's mom we sit too close in church, like were cudding..... GTFOH
  • Me: *which we don't because my mom would say something about it* Lol its whatever, What was she being serious?!
  • George: But I just wanted you to know, she was gona say it before anyone/someone else in church said someone else said that....whateva...
  • Me: Ummmmmmmm at the risk of being crude my mom didn't say shit about it to me so I have NICE things to say to whoever approaches me about it x3 I am 20 Years old and you are 21, not 12 I grew up in the church emphasis on grew up I am not a child first off and second off I am not like all those other females in the church who are having babies overnight and shit they need to conversate with those loose ass females . . . My mom parents me . . . not those god fearing homosexual haters
  • Me: So yeah guess I will be sitting with you Sunday and I want you not to (yes I threatened him)
  • George: Exactly . . .
  • Me: *instinctively knowing he didn't say shit* so what'd you say to her?
  • George: Nothing, I was helping shad out outside when she was talking . . .
  • Me: Of course -____-
  • George: We are grown babe, I wasn't listening to all that anyway
  • Me: Yeah I don't really like that excuse* though . . . I appreciate the fact your nonconfrontational verbally for the most part but sometimes it really irks me

My little sister failed her driving test twice and yet my mom is determined to use her “connections” so she can pass … If she can’t pass on her own perhaps she doesn’t need to drive. My old high school has a bad reputation for having students die in car accidents every year … So with that logic maybe we should not be sticking her behind an automobile especially if she can’t pass the permit test. However my moms argument is she is in AP classes she should be able to pass. Then of course she asked how I studied once I failed, however, I didn’t fail the written part sooo BOOM
#prematurepowersactivated

However I failed the driving part because I could not really drive for sh*t

I feel a rant coming on -_______-

sinsingh:

WHAT. THE. SEX

Lol love it

sinsingh:

WHAT. THE. SEX

Lol love it

Just a smart a** for no reason

  • Ashley: I didn't move your shit
  • Me: I have approximately 98 days til I leave and I barely work which means time to kill FWM *insert smirk here*
  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
"Have you ever cared about somebody so much that it hurt?"

— My So Called Life

If your house burned down and you have a perfectly fine and working iPhone 4 why tf did you just purchase another phone
#effery
And you don’t have a job and you couldnt afford to get a mothers day present for your mom
-____-
I just don’t understand

“I like-a ya shoes”

heylookitsnia:

For reasons so far beyond me, London talks like this. Imagine Borat and a Valley Girl.

I don’t know where this came from.

That last post should have actually read, ‘I lost-a three pounds”. Weird like her mommy.

Hahaha my kay

heylookitsnia:

Roman’s first ‘owwie’ (Taken with instagram)

How did that happen?

heylookitsnia:

Roman’s first ‘owwie’ (Taken with instagram)

How did that happen?

Not so authentic but yummy Mexican food x3

Not so authentic but yummy Mexican food x3